Friday, October 31, 2008

Creepy!!!

These days i cannot just help noticing that my little cousins and other kidz, in general, are so freakin god damned grown up... matlabb yar they act so sensible and responsible balke, i guess hum, me n ma sibling abhi tak have this child in us.

Their childhood is all about movies, songs, books and the only games they play are on computer and the likes of play stations baas. i mean they discuss movies and actors and songs.. wo bhi angrazzi ka... they are making their blogs and have their own face book accounts, they are so prim and proper, no running around like mad banshee like we used to, no making up innovative games and they are just freakin twelve year old six graders!!! shit man!!! i really feel like calling them bajji and giving up my seat for them to show respect. i feel un ka childhood aya hi nai.

This is creepy man, seriously i feel so proud that at least i had a childhood yes i am proud of this fact that i was a child once who ran free of all the responsibilities worries and stresses..yipeeeeee yupppp yupppp yeeehaaaaaaa,* standing up, bowing and graciously accepting the applause*


Monday, October 27, 2008

Life As I Knew It

Recently i attended this wedding which it left me thinking " bloody hell!! we have grown up".

It is imperative to point out that the wedding bell are not ringing for me anytime soon, and when i say anytime soon, i literally mean "anytime soon" i.e. not in the least bit near future which spans a period of about five six years.

So what i was trying to say is that that shaadi made me take a very nostalgic trip down the memory lane to my childhood. now whoever said that childhood is the most carefree and happiest time of our lives is one trillion percent true, i am willing to bet my life upon it!.

We used to do crazy things. i have played all sorts of games be it king- king, baraf panni, tip top, unch nich, dark room, telllo express,king stop,khoo- khoo, you name it and we have played it. i have also played all the boy games too - gun point i.e. is our version of chor police. not to mention, all the innovative games we used to play, like ghar ghar; we used to make this makeshift tent in our garden, with bedsheets. then putting the garden chairs up side down on top of each other to make fighter jets. oh and when our moms wouldn't let us go out in the garden, in the afternoon, we used to pretend that the entire stair case area was our spaceship and we had to protect it from aliens. darzi-darzi, i.e. tailor tailor was another favorite of mine with the store room being our shop. i remember at one time i placed all my clothes in the TV lounge and pretended that it was my shop. and how can i forget the countless times we made a home with cushions in the living room.

Playing all sort of sports like basket ball, foot ball, cricket was also a hobby of mine, my bros and i even played cricket with soft ball in the living room! that and badminton too. badminton is my, no not only mine but of all of us, cousins, favorite sport ever. i remember in winter we used to put up the badminton net and have matches, even my dad, my tayya and chachu played with us. winter also reminds me of another game, ya you guessed it, the good old monopoly!, when Ramadan used to come in December, coinciding with our winter holidays, every day after the iftari, we used to play monopoly, at times my chachu would join us too. and how many of you climbed trees, we did, a very large part of my childhood has been spent on this tree that stands directly in front of the entrance door.

As children, we celebrated each and every festival with immense ardor. bassant was more like a function at my place. we even spent hours under the scorching sun just making" paharries i.e. little scenes from mud, on the Eid milad-un- nabbi, ya i can see now you get my point. and yes 14th august, independence day... uff we especially used to go badge and sticker and flag shopping a day or two before the great day and then used to spend entire afternoons putting the ghandiyaain(little flag attched on to a string) on the roof and terraces only to have them ruined by the rain on 14, seriously, it used to rain everytime we made this effort. i remember at time we were even mad enough to make our own glue wid rice flour, i guess, and then used it to attach the little flags on to the string.

Summers were ruled by luddo, chess, caram board, name place animal thing, cards and computer games.. now we have this thing between us , that all of us start a game together e.g need for speed, carbon edition, and all of us then try to end the game before the other does .. this we still do.. not me anymore but my brothers, right now my bro and ma cousins are trying to end this game, mafia.

Ahh this list can go on and on as i remember all the crazy things we used to do. hey i have to write this, just have to.... cycling.....my childhood is incomplete without cycling, taking out our bicycles and riding them every afternoon all the year round, be it winters summers any season.. come rain thunder and what not, cycle tuo chalani must thi...no wonder my parents got our once so lush green lawn into a brick- lined veranda sort of thing!!!



p.s. tagging is in the air so i invite mubi, e.t, and anyone and everyone to write about their childhood.

p.s.s.
i just remembered another of ma favorite game: teacher teacher.. now everyone esp. girls have to have played this if not..you have my sympathies for being a sad loner!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Comedy Of Blogging

i get up and that first thought that comes to ma mind is "okay today, baas yar today im definitely gonna do it"

n with these thoughts, i get on about ma usual day( well not really, had two xams and you dont wanna know how they went.... hey it rhymed... i think it did..nai? ..khair) n all day i go about like a somebody on a mission.

so after a long day, i come home and after some lazing around, switch on the computer and the first stop is the good old face book..not so old, wasy how many of u like the older version??? and after procrastinating as much as i can... i timidly open up the blog world!!!

.. deep breath... " okay ill write something, have to write.." adrenaline pumping at 200km.hrs through ma veinz.. i visit ma friendz blog... golden pages... n when i read that my friend has written her 100th post... my spirits hit rock bottom n i remember the promise i made to moby few dayz back that I HAVE TO START BLOGGING!!!

ah! (longggggggg sigh) see the irony n the agony. i have been on blog spot since feb 2008...n have not been able to come up with a single post. moby has also been after me since feb too, to write smth..acc. to her i can write.. but what i don't know...
seriously i hate dis writers block. iv wanted to write but just couldn't think of anything until moby made me promise n to keep that im here..wow! im a good person.. (not that i have an inch of an idea about what im gonna write)

so here im mobe.. started ma blog n wrote an xtremly shitty post...i know its, no need to be too generous, wasy post tuo kuch hai nai.just a sucky intro..worst ever, hey do i qualify for a Booker.. for the worst piece ever written, there has be an award for worst piece too yar, not fair, i strongly believe in the yin- yang theory.

khair lakin ma bhi bohat dheet hoon.. ab now that i have started... optimism is in the air... ill continue to write!!! INSHALLAH, i haven't been i touch with the writer side of me, since i guess olevels, but its okay... this isn't a creative piece n it doesn't have to be one at all, but at least im writing.

so thanky moby for getting me started... love ya, muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

P.S: oyee now that i proof read ma disjointed random thoughts and self encouragement and bitching about not knowing what to write....i come to an astounding conclusion that " iv actually written quite a lot""

wow!!!hats off to me, i wrote, i wrote I WROTEEEE

P.S.S: i click on the "publish post" n viola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA GOD DAMNED LIGHT WENT OUT...so much for the excitement n writing
but im not superstitious. i wont take it as a bad omen, i refuse too... Pakistan hai yar... lights will come after an hour. its okay asa hota hai yar........ life, as PAKISTANIS know it!!